20 Hilarious one liners used by the Cricket commentators

20 Hilarious one liners used by the Cricket commentators: Cricket commentary has become very popular these days and is an integral part of the game. Many famous cricketers after their retirement turn to this profession and gives it a touch of glamour and appeal with their voice. Their quick sense of humor is always great to listen, along with their amazing insight. Keeping the listeners entertained is a tough job and they are masters in it. Here we bring to you the wittiest one-liners quoted by the commentators during various cricket matches. 20 Hilarious one liners used by the Cricket commentators: 1. Harsha Bhogle on Chris Gayle’s smashing innings during an IPL match: ‘6 and 4 seem to have become the new binary code for this man’. Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 2. In a match between India and Australia, Michel Clarke was caught at the slip off Kumble and he was waiting for third umpires’ decision when he was clearly out. Harsha said: ‘I think he is waiting for tomorrows newspapers to declare him out’. Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 3. Once when Sachin and Dhoni were playing. Dhoni was hitting bowlers to all ends and then Sachin got the strike and caressed one for a boundary: Harsha said, ‘We have a surgeon at one end and the butcher at the other’. Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 4. Harsha on Glenn Maxwell’s incredible form: ‘He just loves to storm through, I guess if he had a car, he would probably start it in the 4th gear’. Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 5. In a match Dravid and Ganguly panicked when running between the wickets and Ganguly sent him back from half pitch: Siddhu: ‘Ganguly threw drowning Dravid, a rope with both loose ends. Navjot Singh Sidhu. (Photo Source: Rediff) 6. In the IPL match between Sunrisers Hyderabad vs Kolkata Knight Riders in 2013 Yusuf Pathan hit a powerful lofted shot straight down the ground off Karan Sharma. The umpire Asad Rauf was lucky to get out the way of the ball just in time: Rameez Raja: ‘For a moment the umpire had his heart in his mouth, If he had not ducked in time he might have had the ball in his mouth too’. Rameez Raja. ( Photo Source: Google) 7. Navjot Singh Siddhu on Ajit Agarkar: ‘If Ajit Agarkar is an all-rounder then I am Aishwarya Rai’. Navjot Singh Sidhu. (Photo Source: Rediff) 8. Geoffrey Boycott during the lunch show: Sachin may be a great batsman, but he has never been on the Lords honours boards! Harsha Bhogle: ‘So whose loss is it more, Sachin’s or the honours boards’? Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 9. Rajat Bhatia bowling gently. Harsha says: ‘Any bowler has 3 pace variations – fast, medium and slow. But Rajat Bhatia has – slow, slower and slowest’ Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 10. India’s 9th wicket fell, the No.11, Narendra Hirwani is walking out to bat. The commentator (Ian Chappell) asks Harsha whether Hirwani can bat. Harsha says: ‘If you make a team with all the No.11s of all the teams, Hirwani would still come at No.11 in the line up’. Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 11. This was in a match between India and South Africa. Umpire Rudi Kuertzen caught on camera sporting a rare smile. Harsha commented: ‘Last time Rudi Kuerzten smiled there was peace in West Asia’. Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 12. When Gambhir was dropped twice on consecutive deliveries, Harsha joked: ‘We should conduct a dream job in Australia & the winner will get to stand in the slip region’. Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 13. Harsha: India doesn’t have a set fast bowling attack, (Describes each bowler)… Pravin Kumar has vanished… Gavskar: Vanished or banished ?? Harsha: ‘If you’re from Bengal, both mean the same, actually he has vanished’. Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 14. Navjyot Singh Siddhu commenting oh Rohan Gavaskar’s performance said: ‘Every thing coming out of cow is not milk my friend’ Navjot Singh Sidhu. (Photo Source: Rediff) 15. Sidhu: “Pitches biwiyon ki tarah hoti hai..kab badal jaye, koi nahi bol sakta!“ Translation: Pitches are like wives, nobody can predict when they are going to change! Navjot Singh Sidhu. (Photo Source: Rediff) 16. Simon Doull: ‘What was he thinking? What an awful shot he has played? This shows money doesn’t buy you brain.’. Referring to Jadeja being auctioned for $ 2 millions. (source) 17. Sehwag hits a boundary and Ravi Shastri remarks: ‘It’s gone to the boundary before you can say KULASEKARA’. Ravi Shastri. (© Getty Images) 18. During an India-WI test in the summer of 2011. Andre Russel had just dived to save a boundary. Ian Bishop: Reminds you of a young Tony Cozier, this man. Tony Cozier: You weren’t even a thought in your parents’ head when I did that. (source) 19. Michael Atherton: ‘It is England but India has more support in the stadium, and the pitch is completely assisting your spinners. Says a lot about our hospitality, right.’ Harsha Bhogle: Well.. we let you rule our nation for so many years. I believe that’s the least you can do for us. Michael Atherton speechless! Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images) 20. An Australian fielder drops a simple catch. To this, Harsha says: ‘I tell you what, these are the most difficult catches to drop!!!’ Harsha Bhogle. (© Getty Images)

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