SH*T NEWS Of The Day: T10 Cricket League to follow Gully Cricket rules

The newly proposed T10 Cricket League which is supposed to commence on December 14 has made a major announcement regarding rules and regulations. According to SH*T News sources, it has been revealed that the tournament is going to follow gully cricket rules.

Since playing 10-over games is a concept which has originated from gully cricket, the organizers felt that the same rules need to be followed in order to give tribute to the legacy of Gully Cricket. Here are some of the rules that have been slated by the committee:

1) The first ball for every batsman is going to be a trial ball.

2) Instead of stumps and bails, there’s going to be a pile of bricks.

3) If a batsman missed three consecutive balls, he’s out.

4) One tip one hand is out.

5) If the bowling speed is high, the batsman has the right to give fast ki warning.

6) The last man cannot run, he can only score boundaries.

7) No runs behind the wicketkeeper except wides.

8) If the ball hit by the batsman isn’t found, then his match fees would be used to buy another one.

9) Tailenders get to face underarm bowling.

10) If someone doesn’t get to bat, then it’s not obligatory for him to field.

11) If a batsman has to leave the game midway, then an existing batsman can bat leftie for him.

12) If one bowler doesn’t bowl well in his first three balls, then another bowler else can take over from there as baby over.

13) Only teams playing their first game will have the option of toss. After that, winner’s bat rule to be applied.

14) At the non-striker’s end, the bowler’s shoes would mark the stumps.

15) Umpire will belong to the batting team.

There were reports that self-proclaimed godman Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim who is in jail at the moment was seen bragging to the inmates that he invented Gully Cricket. His other mate Baba Om Swami claims that it was his idea. Since there have been no important issues in the country ever since the Kangana-Hrithik incident, lots of debates regarding who was the actual founder of gully cricket are expected to be held on News channel debates in the next couple of days.

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